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The P.H.E. (Parcel Handling Express) set up a distant research facility on the west coast during the 1800's with the exclusive goal of speeding delivery to and from the east coast of united states. The P.H.E.E.R. (Parcel Handling Express - Esoteric Research) facility worked for some time experimenting with teleportation, time travel, tunnel systems, and even creating their own delivery force that were faster, stronger, and better suited for life underground. During all of these years there were many minds and souls were lost in the name of getting a fruitcake to the east coast before it turns into a brick. During these many years of secretive experimentation P.H.E.E.R. has developed many avenues of science and exploration that the rest if the world has previously been unaware of. Until recently the P.H.E.E.R. facility was hidden under the Arroyo Grande Post Office delivering packages for the community to test it's new and terifying methods. The chaos errupting from the facility below finally became too much for the postal service to hide and the decision to move the post office came easy to those in charge. Now Left to their own devices, P.H.E.E.R. has taken over!

Now journey into the depths of P.H.E.E.R. during your first day of employee orientation.